Summer is here at long last, and while the lakes a receding, I know I’m not alone in saying “Not A Chance” to swimming at the lake anytime soon. So, we make nice with the neighbour that has the pool.
My dad bought a snorkel for the sole purpose of taking naps in the pool pic.twitter.com/OhVJNVbfvS
— Skyler Nitschke (@skyler_nitschke) 24 June 2017
Anytime a genius emerges in, there is always a group of naysayers that say “It can’t be done” or “You can’t do that” but that’s only because it’s never been done before. Take this man, who is dancing on the fine line between stupidity and genius. He has taken something I would ordinarily consider stupid – sleeping on a floaty in the pool – and through some genius level ideas at it. (My skin bursts into flame at just the sight of the sun, so I would never consider taking a nap in the sun a good idea, but I digress)
The problem: Sleeping on a floaty in the pool, you only get tanned on one side.
The solution: Sleep facedown on the floaty to tan your back.
The problem: If I sleep face down in the water, I will drown.
The solution: Buy a snorkel.
**Legal: In no way, shape or form is this post meant to endorse sleeping facedown in a pool as a good idea. The content of the above post is to be taken as entertainment only.