This is the number one reason why I don’t sleep on my back.
Oh my god I am dying of laughter pic.twitter.com/SYYPs6Rpxd
— Breeanna (@Breevnnv) April 17, 2017
OK, so the number one reason I don’t sleep on my back is because my wife elbows me in the ribs if I do, but the number two reason is because I don’t want anyone doing my makeup while I’m napping.
How this dad sleeps through it all, I’ll never know. If anything touches my face while I’m asleep, I wake up in a panic thinking there’s a spider trying to crawl up my nose.
Bree, here, goes to town on her dad – shadow, brows, lipstick, even beard color. Oh, and she glues his eyes shut with those fake lashes.
One of my kids, at about three years old, did my make up – it was an exclusive blend of sour cream. Back-and-forth from the container to my face. All I needed was a sprinkle of cheese and a spoonful of salsa.
Dad narrates daughter’s make up video … dab, dab, dab
- “It’s made from the sweat of elves”
- “3 lines – for health, wealth, and happiness”
- “I don’t like the eyebrows I was given so I’m drawing on some new ones”